Bannor

bannor @ 2007-09-21T03:40:00

2007-09-21T12:01:32Z

Dear Journal,

I have found the answer. Yoiu would not even believe if you were me. Oh trust me, just trust me buddy, they will come. You just gotta wait and gotta know that the answer aren't everything. Because sometimes the answers are nothing at all. OH you heard me buddy. Nothing at alll. You ask my dear friend because you are afraind, the answers are cancers, they grow inside your heart, and they tear youuuuuuu apart.

bannor @ 2002-10-13T21:46:00

2002-10-14T03:46:43Z

uh, life sucks, no time online... wow, just posting to keep my account active Just in case I do write something worth while..

bannor @ 2002-09-29T16:06:00

2002-09-29T22:07:07Z

Well life has been pretty hectic lately so I really havent had much chance to update my journal. I just got my keyboard back after being punished for a week and am working very hard on the website. I went to a dance yesterday ad really hit it off with a girl. The complication, she is taken. Oh well. Life goes on. Uh, just really wanted to keep my account active so expect longer entry later.

bannor @ 2002-09-15T20:12:00

2002-09-16T03:13:21Z

Well life is going pretty well on this end of the world. Lesee what is up on the Michael calendar… Well recently my dad woke up late and so I missed a class of drivers ed. That kind of irked me. Oh well. School is going pretty well, though I am having a much heftier load of work with most my classes. You know I haven’t really made one of those thingies were I list all my classes and tell about them. But I will now

PreCaculus: Well this is not to bad of a class. The teacher has trouble grasping what he teaches and so do most of the students. He gives the most homework I have ever gotten. Excess of a hundred problems a night. It kinda irks me, but I sit next to a friend and we joke the entire period.

Play Production: Cool class. Right now I have a rather small part which is kind of disappointing, but oh well eh? Lotas friends in this class.

Advacned word and powerpoint: The only reason I am taking this class is so I can get into intro to html, which I really want to take. This class is really easy and incredibly easy. What are you gonna do though? Right?

Business Economics: Another one that is required. Easy and lotsa dumb people asking me how to do things. Makes me feel smarter.

Zoology: This is just to fill a slot, my schedule this year was so fucked up that when I fixed it the only thing that was really worth while taking was zoology. Never hurts to take another science class eh? Easy easy easy easy easy class. It is like some kind of review of bio and chem.. Really easy.

AP Biology: Hard. This is like zoology on steroids and carrying a metal base ball bat. Well it isn’t that hard, but the highest grade I have gotten in that class was an 85 on wksheet. The lowest was a 75 on an essay, but most of the stuff has been low Bs and not high Cs. Oh, I sit next to this dude who is also a rocker and we joke the entire period. It is great. Whilst writing a lab we had this little section to the side in which we cold write notes concerning the rolly pollys. We wrote thigns like “They seem to be rebelling” and “Must resist Jedi Mind tricks of these evil arthropods…” . It was hilarious.

Us History: Cannon fodder. This is going to be a piss easy class, at least it seems so. I enjoy history and although the teacher is mean I still will pass this class with an A no prob.

English: My fav class. We get to write, and I love to write. WE havea few discussion but only the smart people (about 4 including me) actually talk. Oh well.

Well my floor is littered with homework and such and I am midly tired so, good night.

Girl.

2002-09-12T03:15:25Z

Happy happy happy. I am happpy. Kind of like that really bouncy kind of happy. I mean even the music I am listening to (KiTTiE, a heavy thrash loud punk girl rock group) doesnt even get me down. I got a letter back from sarah(thats her name) and apparently

What you wrote me was the sweetest thing I have ever heard from anybody and makes me smile every time I read it

Who kicks arse?!?!! And on top of that she gave me her phone number... damn... I dont know how to take it... maybe I should call her...? Ack, never actually called a girl before... well I called Bunny, but she doesnt count, she is just a friend. Nothing against bunny, but this is the person who everytime I see in the hallway my heart jumps to my throat... Well I wrote her back and gave her my phone number, but I think she is just as shy as me... *sigh* young love... definetly not lust. Not my style. But I really like her... maybe I should e-mail her...

bannor @ 2002-09-09T21:26:00

2002-09-10T03:26:39Z

Oh where to start? Well from the beggining eh? well school is going fairly nicely for me. Not to much work and I think I can get by. Lazyiness is already pervading my soul and eating me from the inside out. Nothing new. Lesee, I quite pr0n for like the 20th time today. I want it to be for good, and I pray it will. I have also met the nicest person OL. Her name is saber and I am making a web site for her. Why you ask? Altruism. Oh I took bunny's little IQ test thingy I got a 133. That is while chatting with a friend. That isnt too bad eh? Oh yeah, tommorow is my first day that I get to drive for drivers ed. I am soooo excited. And on saturday I got to go to a fair and I hung out with my friends. I also talked with both bun bun and saber and made them both feel better about themselves. Dr. Bannor is in session... heh. Speaking of doctors I am doing well on my new story that Iam writing. I am up to about 4500 words which is good considering that I am only on the beggining of the third chapter. Speaking of chapters Bleys read my fan fict and this is what he said...

I had the time to read exactly one fan fic. Thanks for not disappointing me

That made me feel absolutely great. I really which I had more readers for my work but I dont consider it all that big of a deal, I have my friends reading it and that is enough. Speaking of enough I think I am also in love. Well maybe in a crush. But there is this really cute girl from my english class last year and every time we walk past each other we smile at each other. It really warms my heart everytime I see her. I am thinking about writing her a love note and slipping it in her locker. If I only knew what her locker number was... or if she even uses her locker at all. I am missing chatting with bunny alot. I wish she was on the same time that I was. Oh well, blasted school/parents/internet, life goes on, unfortunately. I am seriously thinking about keeping in contact with her through e-mail.

Oh and today I made my move on a girl. It was in letter form at the end of the day so I dont know the answer yet. But always crossing my fingures!

On the subject of the bunny...

2002-09-03T03:20:33Z

Well zypher inquired abouteth my ideas for a tattoo so I will go into that.It shall be a bunny on my chest wearing a collar with the word “Tokki” on it and wearing a jesters cap. This has many levels of symbolism and I feel that I should go into them with you. First of all the bunny is Bunny herslef.(hence the collar with Tokki on it) and it being close to my heart will represent her being close to my heart. It also reminds me that true love waits and that I should guard my heart against despoilers. It also reminds me of both mine and her trials together and to keep God close to my heart as well. The bunny can also represent my incredibly horny side. The jesters cap will indicate several things also. First it will indicate your name in which I knew you first, harlequin. It will also represent my jovial side. I am unsure of any other symbolizes. I might have it shedding a tear or two, I don’t know. This is very much in the air with me being very much underage, but I do intend to get it.

bannor @ 2002-09-01T21:01:00

2002-09-02T03:01:51Z

Well today was ok for me I guess. I learned how to do tables for my website which b a good thing. I Am about half way through making bunny’s present. Now all I need is the dob and her address. Uh, the website I am working on is making excellent progress. Uh, faith is under repair. Oh, I bit off this wart today and is has been bleeding like fricking crazy. Speaking of pain I got another piercing in my ear yesterday. 2 down, 7 more to go. Heh. People look at me weird, but I don’t think twice about it. I haven’t told my parents about getting a bunny tattoo over my chest. That will shock em…. I mean I will do it in college so it will be my body then. I will also get my eye brow pierced in college. I don’t know how many times, prolly 1 or 2. I want 4 piercings in my left ear(3 lower, 1 upper) 2 in my right(both lower) One or two in my left eye brow and MAYBE…. MAYBE in my lip. But I don’t want to be too rash. Um, well I have met this really nice person online. It makes me wish I knew them irl. I swear I am a forking social hermit. I practically have no friends. That is why bunnies b-day is important to me. I think she is a real friend to me, even though I have never even met her. I think she will like her present, at least I hope so. Well ciao til tommorow. Oh, thought of the day: Is pain addictive? Discuss. Oh btw, I hate my parents. ok , ciao.

Blek...

2002-08-27T17:08:47Z

Well today is ok I guess. Really pondered my secuality as I sat at my job in the gym and did nothing. Oh I hate indecesiveness. Irks me. Didnt go to chaplain yesterday, chickened out. Didnt burn myself yesterday... hell all I did was screw around on the comp. AND I STILL HAVE A BOOK TO READ... arg, why am I so damn lazy? Well I will read it soon, very soon. Oh, heard the funniest thing on furcadia last night... ok I didnt hear it i said it "Listen, I am not gay, i'm bi. So get it sright you fag". Took him a little while to figure out I was joking. I have a warped sense of humor... *sigh* I am happy that bunny is ok though. REally wish I could catch her ol.

bannor @ 2002-08-26T11:46:00

2002-08-26T17:52:29Z

WEll today was really really iffy. I cant be sure if it was bad or good. First of all I came to the realization today that I am a masochist. I like pain. I thrive on it. But I despise sorrow. Whilst thinking about bunny today I felt so shit that I just wanted someone to punch in the face or something, to take my mind off of it. Well I kind of worked out the thing with my sheduling school thing. I am taking AP english by independent study.... that should be fun...(sigh). Well we spent an houring shopping for food but I couldnt care less, I was moping around pushing pressure point and punching myself on my radial nerve( lower arm, upper side.) Then we came home and I pust away the dishes as my mom ran out the door to aerobics. Whilst doing the dishes I took a knife and made a cut on my palm. It didnt bleed so I took another knife but it was dull, pissed me off. So then I came in here(my room) checked the journal to see how bunny is and am happy. I also broke out my lighter and am now looking for my knife... been a long time since I last burned myself. All day I have been thinking about pain and suicide, and it is such an interesting topic. Oh well, later today I am going to stop by my chaplains office and talk to him about me being bi. If I go through with it it will be the first person irl that I have talked to about it. Wish me luck... now were is that damn pocket knife?

bannor @ 2002-08-26T11:46:00

2002-08-26T17:52:11Z

sigh/sob/silence

2002-08-25T18:31:09Z

I’m sore
I’m a sore loser
And I’ve lost you
It hurts
Inside
I want to burn it away
Cut it away
Cut it out
But I cant
Can you?
Why do you keep on trying?
Can I help
Can I listen
That’s all I do
And if I couldn’t help you
What good was it
Does this pain have a meaning
Why now?
What does it mean?
Who Cares?
I do, do I?
Yes.
I feel my innocence go down the drain
With your blood..
Or had I lost it long before then?
Why do you want to leave my heart,
You have been in there such a long time…
Please stay.

To think, perhaps to know

2002-08-24T06:53:17Z

Things I have been thinking about

What would it be like to kill? What about to die? What about bathing in blood? Am I bi? Does any one really care? Do I have friends? Do I really know myself? Am I bi? Am I a christain? Do I have faith? Am I capable of love? DOes anyone love me? Is there someone out there 4 me? Is it better to be smart or dumb? Why me? Is there a point? What does it feel like to cut your wrist and watch it drain? What does it feel like to show your inside self to others? Why cant I help myself even though I help others?

Thinking about alot of stuff

2002-08-23T04:52:09Z

Well I have some thing to admit. I was Anonymous at eoff. Yup. That was me. and you know what I am still as unsure of mself as I was then as I am now. They only thing that I am really thinking of is how well this T00L song applies to my life. Well g2g. Any one from eoff who doesnt know what I am talking about look up Anonymous (the sn) and click on search for posts. You will know what I am talking about. Well I leave you with this:

You arent going insane, you are going sane in a crazy world

bannor @ 2002-08-21T15:15:00

2002-08-21T21:23:07Z

Happy birthday Bannor... you're one of the few members here I feel qualified to make a birthday thread for...

Anyway, keep up the good work. We managed to keep the Writer's Corner going nearly single-handedly at one point and it seems to be doing alright now so it seems like we did a fairly good job of it...

But today's your special day so sod the hard work of reading other peoples work and just sit back and relax. I'm sure Sean God won't mind you making this a lazy day...

This made me feel really good about myself. I am really glad that spatvark did somethign like this for me. This is just one of those things that you read and think "Man, someone recongnized the hard work I did". Thanx spatty. So newho, today I registered for school. And guess what. I have to choose between acting class and AP English. Apparently they both are in the same period. And due to the fact that the school is

CRAP

they only have one slot for both Advanded acting and AP english. Ugh.. It is a really hard choice. Oh and we definetly have a date set for getting my ear pierced again. Next saturday. YAYAYAYA!!!! And I wrote a paragraph in my story last night! YA! But I am feeling empatht for bunny. She seems to be leading a tough life and no matter how hard I try I only end up screwing it up just a little bit more for her... *sigh. Oh well, I mine as well just pray. Speaking of praying I also finished a blasted chapter of my AP bio book. Goodness these chapters are long. They are like 50+ pages of tiny print on huge paper. Oh well, welcome to college prep. I will leave you with this thought...

To much is never enough unless it is just right.

bannor @ 2002-08-19T19:58:00

2002-08-20T01:58:30Z

Note this person is actually chatting for neglectful killer is not really neglecfu lkiller but his friend.

NeglectfulKiller: tu no puedes hablar espanol con migo, asi puedes - yo pongo me pierna ariba su coolo!
NeglectfulKiller: entonces - ir a cojer tu madre!
MadBannor: Apparently I dont speak/comprehend spanish with your "migo"(is that amigo?)
NeglectfulKiller: pendajo!
NeglectfulKiller: migo is nothing, it is amigo
MadBannor: Yeah yeah yeah go screw yourself
MadBannor: cya
NeglectfulKiller: which is friend

NeglectfulKiller: something were not!
NeglectfulKiller: I will after your 12 year old G/F steps out of line!
MadBannor: Due to my absolute lack of interest in her and the fact that I havent chatted/talked to her in several months, I really dont kare.
MadBannor: And if you get you kicks by having your way with little girls than so be it
NeglectfulKiller: Dude I'll reach my foot so far around my head, it will cross illinois, and come forth your face in Idaho!
MadBannor: Ah, a flexible man with a knowledge of geography, people must be begging for your skills in the local job market
NeglectfulKiller: you little 16 year old faggot, I'll kill you and have Jeremy (the Antichrist) kill you, and deem your soul!
MadBannor: Actually I could really care less due to two small facts.
MadBannor: First of all Jeremy may seem to be the anti christ but I am fairly sure he isnt
MadBannor: And second of all the only person getting my sould would prolly be God
NeglectfulKiller: And after he deems your soul, you'll look up to the moons of jupiter, and see me and Jeremy pissing all over the world!
MadBannor: Not to come across as pompous or anything. Oh, and am I the faggot. I though you were the one getting it on with jeremy and looking to get it on with a little girl
MadBannor: What is the signifigance of Jupiter besides the fact that it is Zeus in mythology? And secondly you would have to drink much liquids to so call "piss on the world".
MadBannor: Or were you going for the metaphorical meaning of pissing on the world?

NeglectfulKiller: hey, I think your 7th grade school bell just rang!
MadBannor: Heh, dip shit, we have something called "summer recess"
MadBannor: But since you dropped out in kindergarted you really wouldnt know much about school would ya?
MadBannor: *kindergarten
NeglectfulKiller: Actually I meant the literal meaning
NeglectfulKiller: That was more than implied
MadBannor: I c.
NeglectfulKiller: What seems physically impossible is actually fulfillment
MadBannor: But how do you intend to fufill a task that is impossible?
MadBannor: *fulfill
NeglectfulKiller: It's only impossible to those with no knowledge, such as yourself
NeglectfulKiller: All you need to do is open your goo-encrusted eyes and believe in us
MadBannor: Heh. Do you really want to debate the power of knowledge?
MadBannor: And I would never believe in you. I just met you
NeglectfulKiller: No, I don't think your mind could handle it
MadBannor: Maybe we could talk about idol worship some time in the future
NeglectfulKiller: But I have more important things to do at the present time than try to explain myself to(said individual)
MadBannor: OK, well it was intriguing arguing with you
NeglectfulKiller: Farewell(that means eat good)
MadBannor: If you have a aim adress I would love to continue this at a later date

odd...

Interesting conversation

2002-08-19T07:57:53Z

MadBannor: What is up my blood sucking freind?
NeglectfulKiller: Where in the blue Hell have you been?
MadBannor: Well away actually
NeglectfulKiller: where
MadBannor: I moved houses so it is harder to get online at night
MadBannor: And I just came back from a cruise
NeglectfulKiller: Ooh, mr. richie
MadBannor: Were I met a cool chick and used those cunninglis tips you gave me...
MadBannor: Heh, just joking...
NeglectfulKiller: Don't kid next time, just DO

MadBannor: I want one of these
NeglectfulKiller: kind of tribal
NeglectfulKiller: not my bag
MadBannor: Huh
MadBannor: What is your bag then?
MadBannor: Besides you sack of course..
MadBannor: *your
NeglectfulKiller: I'm more of a punk/grunge look
NeglectfulKiller: for piercings at least
NeglectfulKiller: tribal is too goth
MadBannor: Ah, i c. I got this cool necklace and it really gives me a surfer look
MadBannor: I was really going for rocker though
MadBannor: BTW do you listen to TOOL?
NeglectfulKiller: I use barbells instead of rings
MadBannor: Heh, barbells arent really all that cool
NeglectfulKiller: Nah, System of a Down is cool though
MadBannor: Ah, I listen to them
NeglectfulKiller: Barbells through the eye are cool
MadBannor: So do you work out your nipples then?
NeglectfulKiller: no
MadBannor: With those barbells...
MadBannor: heh...
NeglectfulKiller: Dumbass
NeglectfulKiller: j/k

MadBannor: Well next allowance is going towards piercing and earrings
NeglectfulKiller: Ha-Ha, you still get allowance
MadBannor: Ha ha, until I get a job
NeglectfulKiller: ever heard of this new thing they have called "employment"?
NeglectfulKiller: I hear it's pretty cool
MadBannor: and if my parents want to give me money who am I to say no
MadBannor: And go screw a doo know while you at it
MadBannor: *door
MadBannor: I have been trying like hell to get a job
NeglectfulKiller: You work for some people or person and they legally have to pay you for it!
NeglectfulKiller: Until they can your ass!
MadBannor: Heh, and you work as whay?
MadBannor: *what?
NeglectfulKiller: I've been employed 7 times
NeglectfulKiller: Last 3 I got laid off or fired from
MadBannor: Huh. Well that kinda sux
NeglectfulKiller: Last one I got axed after 3 1/2 days for calling a dude a faggot and telling them that I am the antichrist
MadBannor: Oh you arent the anti christ
MadBannor: You are much too nice
NeglectfulKiller: wrong my friend, the Antichrist comes off as the nicest person in the world
NeglectfulKiller: so you are already deceived
MadBannor: I c. I mean you are nice, but still an asshole at the same time
NeglectfulKiller: I resent that
NeglectfulKiller: I prefer to be called an asshole all the time
MadBannor: More like remsemble it

Another quiz

2002-08-19T06:49:01Z

basics

[name] Michael
[nicknames] Mike, Mikey, Ralph(from the simpsons)
[home] Heh... no real home. In the airforce.
[birthday] Aug 11
[sign] Leo
[eye color]Blue
[hair] Blond/Brown
[bf/gf] Bahumut(heh heh, get it gf... sorry, bad ff joke)
[school colours] Orange and Black
[mascot] Jack-o-lanterns... heh heh, not really. Tiggahs...

favorites

[clothing style] Uh, semi-rocker
[pets] Dog
[label] Funny-man
[movie] Princess Bride
[color crayon] Aqua green
[kind of pens] Black
[flowers] Marigolds
[juice flavor]Apple
[cereal] Killer(get it... cereal killer... heh...)
[candies] Peanut butter cups
[ice cream flavor] Chocalate chip cookie dough
[skittle flavor] Green
[color m & m] Green
[pizza topping] Mayo
[salad dressing] Blue chees
[hangout] My house...
[saying] Eh, meh, huh and indeed
[quote] Knowledge is nothing but a chimera. The knowledge you learn is always leads to more knowledge therefore rendering the previos knowing false.
[teacher] English 9th grade
[day] Saturday
[month] November
[season] Fall
[number] 69
[holidays] Christmas
[shoes] White(not that it stay that way)
[makeup] All the time
[perfume] How did you know?
[store] Kwiky mart
[fast food place] Mcdonalds
[restuarants] Rocky Mountain Pizza
[cars] Porsche(not that big on cars)
[rugrats character] Tommy
[daria character] Daria
[simpsons character] Comic book guy
[teletubby] The non-gay one
[fair ride] Roller Coaster
[radio station] 101.3
[font] Robotech Complete 14pt.
[color of floppy disk] Green
[person to talk to online] Harle or Agent Cabel
[thing to do in the daytime] Play Computer
[thing to do at night]Play Computer
[thing to do in the summer]Play Computer
[thing to do in the fall]Play Computer
[thing to do in the winter] Play Computer
[thing to do in the spring] Write poetry(heh, I bet you thought I would say play computer)

unfavorites

[bands] Third Eye Blind Any Rap (Can't spell crap without rap) and most country
[subject] Math
[food] Zucchini and eggplant
[color] Pink

this or that

[boxers or briefs?]Briefs
[plaid or striped?] striped
[scream or scream2 or scream3?] All sUx0red
[urban legend or the faculty?] Faculty
[ska or punk?] Punk
[salt or pepper?] Salt
[rare, medium, or welldone?] Rare
[m & m's-regular, peanut, peanut-butter, or almond?] Peanut Butter
[hershey's-hugs or kisses] Hugs
[chocolate or vanilla?] Chocalate
[bleh or blah?] Bleh
[okay, ok, or o.k.?] Ok
[sex, drugs, or rocknroll?]Rock and roll
[shake or stir?] stir
[gray or grey?] gray
[pens, crayons, pastels, or colored pencils?] Pastels
[bright colors or dark colors?] Dark
[fruit at the bottom or pre-stirred?] Bottom
[beavis and butthead, king of the hill, or daria?] Daria
[adidas, nike, fila, or reebok?] Reebok
[big red, juicy fruit, or doublemint?] Juicy Fruit
[tic-tacs or certs?] Tic Tacs
[sunshine or rain?] Rain
[rain or snow?] Rain
[sun or moon?] Moon
[silver or gold?] Silver
[silk, cotton, or flannel sheets?] Cottoon
[skaters or jocks?] Skater
[preps or freaks?] FREAKS!
[cds or cassettes?] CD
[ketchup, mayo, mustard, or relish?] Mayo
[shampoo+conditioner in one or separate?] Separate

what do you think of

[Leonardo Dicaprio] Gay faggot
[hanson] See above
[calvin klein] Racist pig
[pamela anderson lee] Big boobies, all fake
[winnie the Pooh] Tigga(The wonderful thing about tiggas, is I'm the only one =^_^=)
[wal-mart] Expensive cds
[the whole clinton-lewinsky thing] It so blows
[supermodels] Um, cat-walk?
[clowns] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!(not really)
[media violence] SHut up you mofo *Bang *bang ... ahem... sorry
[mp3s] Grokster

if you were _______, what would you be?

[an animal] Whale, so people would want me for my fat. ACtually a tiger =^_^=
[a fruit] Kiwi
[a vegetable]Cucumber
[a spice] Oregano
[a color] Tan
[a bug] Praying mantis

short answer

[are you left handed or right handed?] Right
[are you smart?] Indeed
[whats your middle name?] James
[how many personalities do you have?] One really great one
[how many piercings do you have?] 1(soon 3)
[are you superstitious?] nope
[do you read your horoscope?] never
[can you do a cartwheel?] sort of
[what languages do you know?] Spanglish and Gerglish
[do you like onions?] Sometimes
[do you like cotton candy?] Yum
[what instruments can you play?] Flute
[what words do you overuse?] Indeed
[how many pillows do you have?] 2
[do you like to dance?] Alone, but yes
[do you like to sing?] Yeah
[are you any good at it?]Not half bad actully
[how many cds do you have?] 30+
[do you like to talk on the phone?] Once in a whule
[how many times have you moved houses?] 8 times
[what do you think of chain letters?] Stoopid
[do you like where you live?] Oh, youd like to know wouldnt you?
[is your room messy?] Oh yeah
[how many people go to your school?] 600
[do you like your writing?] Yes
[do you like to fingerpaint?] Sort of
[do you sleep with a stuffed animal?]Nope
[do you sleep with socks on?] No. Yucky
[are you ticklish?] NO
[are you shy?] Rarely
[do you talk to yourself?] Sometimes
[is your house 1, 2, or 3 stories?] 1
[do you have a basement or an attic?] Nope
[did you go to preschool?] Yep
[are you a morning person?] Give me 10 mins to wake up
[who has the sexiest voice in the world?] Me
[who has the most annoying voice in the world?] Cant think of any one
[whats your purity test score?] Uh, pretty bad I think
[do you believe in God?] Yes
[do you believe in aliens?] Yes
[do you believe in ghosts?] No
[do you believe in bigfoot?] No
[do you believe in the loch ness monster?] No
[whats your favorite feature (on yourself)?] Hair
[what do you do when you're nervous?] Bite nails
[whos your role model?] Ol' bloody
[what celebrities do you look like?] Nope
[what celebrities do you act like?] Nope
[how old do you wish you were?] 18
[what will you name your daughter?] Sarah
[son?] Michael(I know, I know)
[have you ever thought you were gonna die?] Nope
[wheres the farthest place you ever traveled?] England
[where do you wanna go?] Heaven

hard questions

[would you rather burn to death or freeze to death?]Freeze
[are the best things in life free?] Only God's love
[can money buy happiness?] Nope, but it can rent it
[do you think guys or girls have it easier?] Girls.
[would you eat a bowl of live crickets for $40,000?] Yes
[had a band what would you name it?] r0x0rEd
[what do you wanna be when you grow up?] Computer Engineer
[gonna go to college?] Yes
[where do you want to live?] New York
[who do you love?] Don't know
[who do you hate?] No-one really
[if you had to dye your hair right now, what color would you make it?] Black
[if you had to get a body piercing right now where would it be?] Eyebrow
[if you had to get a tattoo right now, what would it be?] Tribal on the back
[if you were gonna be stuck on a deserted tropical island forever with one other person who would you want it to be?] Sarah Wallace

The cruise

2002-08-18T19:22:01Z

Man, the cruise was absolutely great. I mean it was really really cool. I don’t really know were to start from. Prolly the beginning, that would be a great place. Well lesee, I think it started on last Saturday. We woke up about 5 in the morning and packed the car with all our luggage. And you know it always surprises me how much more luggage my mother has compared to the rest of us. Maybe her clothes are bulkier or something?

Who knows? Anywho we get to the airport at a decent hour ready for you 9:00 plane. Well that plane soon turns to a 1:00 plane. Something about the fuel dump in Arizona caching fire. At least I think that is what happened. Hear say is hard to confirm. Well any way we made it to seattle and then took a bus down to the ship. The roads where soo cool. I mean they were at maybe a 45* angle and it went on down for maybe ½ a mile.

Neway we made it to the cruise ship and got inside. We went to this little reception in which they gave us some food and drink. That was the only time I got free soda. Throughout the rest of the cruise soda was 1$ a can (Ouch). Then at 4:15 we were asked to go to our rooms and prep for the emergency evacuation drill. So we did the drill wearing this huge life vest. And all the people were out on the boardwalks(1500 ppl total) so needless to say it got a little hot and stuffy.

About this time I was getting a little bored so I asked my dad for the daily schedule. I found this little section on the “Internet C@fe”. Then I saw the prices.
75 cents a minute. Or 55$ for 100 mins. HOLY FREAKING GUACOMOLE WITH CHEESE ON A STICK COVERED IN CHOCALATE SAUCE!!! Needless to say I didn’t go online during the cruise.

Then after the drill we went to the main dining area and had food. I have to say both the service and the food were both superb. The first evening we didn’t have any otaher people sitting at our 6 person table but they would come the next time. But the food was great and so was desert. So then after supper we did a little exploring and then called it a night.

Then on Sunday we spent the whole day out at see. Well actually we all woke up at about 11 which was 10 because our clocks were set back an hour. It is really hard to tell what time it is in a cabin with no window. Really kinda of spooky. So during this day I played some bingo with my mom(we didn’t win a thing) and generally wandered around alittle more. I mean there is so much to do but all of it cost sooo much money. Kinda irked me. Oh, let me tell you about lunch, It was absolutely exquisite. You had so much food and choice it isn’t funny. Here is what I usually had
-Cheeseburger w/ mayo
-2 slices of pizza
-Chips(French fries) w/mayo
-2 bowls of ice cream covered in chocolate fudge and chocolate crumbs
Surprisingly I only gained about 10 pounds on the cruise. Must have been the incredible amount of mving around that I did.

Then we went to supper. It was formal night and I think I looked pretty damn sharp. I would post a picture but my dad is TDY and took the laptop with him. I mean we come home yesterday and he leaves 7:00 today. Kinda sux. Any way, dinner. We met this great couple from England and their American. First of all Dargon( the guy from England) is a mason. Which is cool cuz I can hound him about it and he cant tell me a thing. Well that is not true per se, he cant tell me much. But apparently he has a secret hand shake and such. Well I found this out because I saw the ring he was wearing. And apparently he can do something to the ring and make the mason symbol disappear. R0x0r.

Then his wife(they have been together excess of 50 years) was the nicest person you could meet. She was just incredibly nice and very proper. Proper but not prude. And she made great conversation. Then the other lady from seattle was pretty cool. She has spent 2o years overseas as a dental hygienist.

So neway guess what, they bring out this little cake and sing happy birthday to me. Then they sing it in Thai or Phillepino (the entire staff of stewards and such are from Phillepino) to me. Gah, I hate when they do that. Not the Phil part but the part were they sing to me, makes me feel uncorfortable. Only I am allowed to make a fool of myself. But they cake was great. Then that ends that day.

Monday really r0x0red and I will tell you why. We went onto a glacier. IT was SSOOOOOOOOOO great. I mean I loved it so much. We put on crampons and had ice picks and meandered around a glacier for two hours. At about half way through it started raining which only made it better. It had been a long time since I was that wet and if had felt that great. I mean going from England(rain capital of Europe) to Idaho(Drought Capital of US) I have seen very little rain of high caliber. But this rain was great. So neway we get back(on a helicopter). I forgot the helicopter. IT was really fun also. To get to the glacier we had to take a helicopter and the ride was great.

So then we got back and dried off. My parents went off into Juneau and I went and stayed in the room and watched tv. I was much too tired to do anything else. Then after dinner we say this musical preformed by the cast of the Amsterdam. It was neat to see all these guys doing acrobatic moves on these choppy seas. More power to the,.

Then on Tuesday I found something to occupy my attention. They had this 1000 piece puzzle going in the puzzle corner and I started working on it that day. We also went out to see the largest glacier in Alaska. It was great. I mean we got within half a mile of It before we had to stop our engines. Then we sat and watched it. We also heard white thunder, the sound it makes while the ice is moving around. IT was fun

Then on Wednesday I spent about 6 hours working on that infernal puzzle. I got a good portion of the lower half completed. The fun thing about the puzzle is that if you were tired of it you could just walk away and wait for someone else to work on it for a little while. Lesee I also visited the arcade that day. Well you could call it that. There was like 7 machines. I played Silent Scope 2 and got the high score( I have played that game sooo much it isn’t funny). Then I also beat tekken tag in 16 mins with Hwaorang and Law and got 4th place. Who r0x0rs? Me. Then later that night we had a magic show which was pretty cool. I mean the guy really wasn’t all that great but I still liked it a lot.
Then afterwards they offered a trick deck and booklet for, get this, 17 dollars. Ouch. I mean you could by a normal deck(1$) and check out a magic book from the library(free) and learn tricks. Yeah, well I guess he has to make a living.

Then on Thursday, I finished the puzzle. It was so cool. I also got a watch on Thursday, the kind you clip to your belt loop. Which is cool. We also went into a town( cant remember name) and I go this really cool necklace. Due to lack of pictures I will describe it. IT is like those surfer necklaces and it has about 5 beads on it that change color in the sun. Well I bit off one of the beads and stuck this little semi-precious stone cross I bought on it. Looks REALLY cool (IMO).

Then on Friday we (me and a few other kids) played guesstures. Great game. Well anyway there was 5 guys and 3 girls. I got assigned with the girls due to my length of hair. Those poor poor bastards, I got my team nearly 25 points. Did I ever mention I love acting? Well any way that night was a formal night so I dressed up nice again. I still looked quite nice. Then We went ashore in Victoria and did a lot of walking around. We saw this group of caporiea (dancing martial arts) people practicing in this little club area. It was so cool to watch. Then we went back and stayed up til like 11:00 to get a bowl of ice cream(I needed my ice cream fix).

Then on Saturday we disembarked and met up with my aunt and uncle. We wandered around seatle for a little while and I ended up with a new pair of earrings (I needed them considering I am getting a second piercing soon) and a frappacino(sp?) I love those soo much. God bless starbucks. Anyway at about 12 we went to the airport for our two oh clock flight. It ended up being a 4:30 flight. I despise Southwest airlines. They have this weird thing were you don’t reserve seats you just get the ones that are open. Well anyway we got home about 8 and that is that. It was really really great.

Wierd as anything quiz and lyrics

2002-08-18T19:20:48Z

Well first of all the lyrics for the song hooker with a penis is here. Mind you it is a little explicit. Check it out. Then here is a wierd sex quiz I did.

1) If you were to rape someone, who would it be? No
2) Have you ever masturbated? Way too many times
3) Describe your orgasm, if you can. Good
4) What is your size (Breasts/Penis)? Good, again
5) Who were the last five people you dreamt of having sex with (while asleep)? Um, no one anyone on here would know
6) Who was the last person you fantasized about (while awake)? See 5
7) Would you ever masturbate another person (Answer for both male and female)? Maybe
8) Would you ever give oral sex to another person (Answer for both male and female)? Maybe
9) Would you ever take oral sex from another person (Answer for both male and female)? Maybe
10) Who do you most often think of while masturbating? Sorry, between me and God
11) What do you think of your breasts/penis? Its good
12) Have you ever named your breasts/penis, and if so, what? Nope
13) Name the most sexually intriguing/appealing feature (BELOW THE CHIN :P). Abs and thighs
14) Where would you most like to have sex? In a private place.
15) Have you ever stripped for a friend (All the way), and if so, who? Nope
16) Would you ever go skinny dipping, and name three people you'd like to go with. Uh, my good friend no-one, my dear friend no body and a cloe friend never.
17) If you could see one person naked from your LJ list, who would it be? Myself… damn blubber gets in the way though,
18) Top or bottom? Of the bunk bed? Bottom, not so far to fall to ground
19) What would you most like to be done to you by the object of your affections? Cuddles
20) What would you most like to do to that person? Kiss and cuddle back.
21) What are you licking, and what part of their body are you licking it from? How about their eye? Sounds intriguing to me.
22) Who from your lj-list do you think would be best in bed? I would go with me again
23) If you could shamelessly ask the other gender a question, what would it be? Will you go out with me?

v2.0 and it gets better.... *shoots whoever made this*

1) FEMALES: What are your chest/waist/hip measurements? N/a
1) MALES: Have you ever read a romance novel? How often? Never, and they deserve to burn, those worthless pieces of trash called novel but are actually … pieces of trash…
2) Describe yourself getting turned on. Uh, eyes dilate, cheeks flush, blood rushes to lower ectremities?
3) If you were to name your asset(s), what would you call them? My penis and testicles…
4) Name a friend of the opposite sex, then name their asset(s). Uh… Sally, and I would go with vagina and breast.
5) What area do you most want to be massaged right now? Shoulders…
6) Which friend of the SAME SEX do you think would be most attractive to be with in bed? Do to the fact that I have never given this active though I would say my evil twin.
7) IF YOU HAVE HAD MORE THAN ONE PREVIOUS GIRL/BOYFRIEND: Which of your ex are you most sexually attracted to? *only has had one*
7) IF YOU HAVE NOT: Which of your friends are you most sexually attracted to? Ugh, Sara
9) How long does it take for you to reach orgasm when masturbating? Um 5-15 mins… depends I guess.
10) What do you think would be the most annoying thing during sex? Uh, Impotence?
11) What do you most often dream of happening in your dreams that involved physical sexual contact? Masturbation
12) What happened in your favourite dream that involved physical sexual contact? No comment
13) Who of the people in your LJ list that you have not dreamed of do you most want to dream of (in that way)? Uh, no one.
14) What do you think of 'doggy style'? Uh, not much. Better penetration(so I am told)
15) What inaminate object would you use during sex? Condom(HA, THE BEST ANSWER YET!)
16) How would you use it? By putting it on my penis.
17) Female pubic hair - keep it or lose it? Why? Ugh, whatever the girl wants.
18) What time(s) do you prefer to masturbate? When I am horny and no one is around.
9) Hentai & Porn - Have you ever looked intentionally (answer for Hentai, then for Porn)? Yes for both unfortunately. Shaking the habit though
20) Who would you more like to have sex with (at your current age) - someone ten years older or four years younger? How about some one I am married to.
21) Have you ever intentionally tried to show off your asset(s)? Nope, not that well endowed
22) Which would you prefer: A lifetime without sex or the fact that every time you had sex with a person of one sex, you had to have sex with a person of the other sex? Um, I guess I would stick with having sex once.
23) Would you wife/husband swap if your spouse was interested? No, very un-christian.

bannor @ 2002-08-17T21:25:00

2002-08-18T03:24:56Z

Well kinda been away for a while. Dead tired and such so I will do the long entry tommorow. Needless to say the cruise r0x0red. I will write much about it tommorow. Now I must greet mr. pillow with my face.

My B-day party

2002-08-10T01:41:58Z

Welll today we celbrated my b-day... it was fun. They stuck a candle in a cup cake. Wow. Lesee, I got
An MP3 Cd player
TOOL CD
2 Trance CDs
2 Spiderman T-shirts
And that is about it. We leave for the cruise tommorow. That is pretty cool. I am very much looking forward to that. Cool cruise with time to read and write poetry and hang around and stuff. Well prolly update this on monday. Cya then!

bannor @ 2002-08-08T21:41:00

2002-08-09T03:40:48Z

No one reads my journal *sob*. Oh well. Well I really like TOOL. Fav song... Hooker with a penis. Or AEneme, BOth r0x0r. Ugh, I get to celebrateb-day tommorow. post more then!

bannor @ 2002-08-07T18:12:00

2002-08-08T00:16:41Z

Well this is gonna be quick. Lesee, I got a hair cut. I look great. I bought a new CD. TOOL is awesome. I posted my first devotional. It is right here. Uh, html coming along spiffy. Lesee, nearly done with my Fan Fic... sooon, very soon. Well that is about it.

bannor @ 2002-08-05T18:25:00

2002-08-06T00:43:34Z

YOU
001. Name: Mike
002. Date Of Birth:August 11th
003. Location: Idaho
004. Religion: Protestant
005. Occupation: student/writer

APPEARANCE
001. Hair: blonde/brown
002. Eyes: blue
003. Height: 6'1"

STYLE
001. Clothing: Dark and plain. Cool art on back is good
002. Music: Techno, some rock, some pop
003. Bodyart: One ear piercing(soon two) in my left ear. Hopefully my eye brow soon also

RIGHT NOW
001. Wearing: Black shirt with skull on it. Black shorts
002. Listening to: Cynic Project: Sidewinder
003. Thinking of: Man I am hungry

LAST THING YOU
001. Bought: Techno CD
002. Ate and drank: Nothing, I am fasting
003. Read: Books. The scarlet letter(not by choice)
004. Watched on TV: Really old superman

EITHER/OR
001. Club or houseparty: club
002. Tea or coffee: cappuccino
003. Achiever or slacker: achiever
004. Beer or cider: cider
005. Drinks or shots: Shots
006. Cats or dogs: dogs
007. Single or taken: Single
008. Pen or pencil: pen
009. Gloves or mittens: Gloves
010. Food or candy: food
011. Cassette or CD: cd
012. Coke or Pepsi: Pepsi
013. Hard or mild alcohol: None, dont drink
014. Matches or a lighter: lighter
015. Sunset Beach or The Bold and the Beautiful: Gagme
016. Ricki Lake or Oprah Winfrey: Who?

WHO DO YOU WANT TO
001. Kill: Someones dad
002. Hear from: Sarah wallace
003. Get really wasted with: The other sara
005. Be like: Jesus
006. Avoid: my mom

LAST PERSON YOU...AND WHEN?
001. Touched: my dad, when we were lugging the washer in
002. Talked to: Dad, today
003. Hugged: my mom
004. Instant messaged: rivenwanderer
005. Kissed: mom, yesterday
006. Who broke your heart: harle, a few weeks ago
WHERE DO YOU
001. Eat: Living rook
002. Dance: my room
003. Cry: my room
004. Wish you were: in heaven

HAVE YOU EVER
001. Dated one of your best friends? yes
002. Loved somebody so much it makes you cry? yes
003. Drank alcohol? yes
004. Done drugs? no
005. Broken the law? yes*?*
006. Ran away from home? No
007. Broken a bone? No
008. Cheated on a test? yes
009. Skinny dipped? No
010. Played Truth Or Dare? yes
011. Flashed someone? NO
012. Mooned Someone? yes
013. Kissed someone you didn't know? No
014. Been on a talk show/game show? No
015. Been in a fight? yes
016. Ridden in a fire truck? Yep
017. Been on a plane? yes
018. Come close to dying? nope
019. Cheated on your boy/girlfriend? nope
020. Gave someone a piggy back/shoulder ride? Yes
021. Eaten a worm/mud pie? no
022. Swam in the ocean? yes
023. Had a nightmare/dream that made you wake up? yes

WHAT IS
001. The most embarrassing CD in your collection? Aqua
002. Your bedroom like? Tornado
003. Your favorite thing for breakfast? Baggles
004. Your favorite thing for lunch? Mac and cheese
005. Your favorite thing for dinner? lasagna
006. Your favorite Restaurant? Mcdonalds

ARE YOU
001. A vegetarian? no
002. A good student? yes
003. Good at sports? not really
004. Wakeboarding/snowboarding...etc? no
005. A good singer? i guess
006. A good actor/actress? sometimes
007. A deep sleeper? yes
008. Shy? yes
009. Outgoing? yes
010. A good storyteller? no